She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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