best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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