i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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