Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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