i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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