i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Porn is love you can see.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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