I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
pop tarts are not kleenex
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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