It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
home. puking in laundry basket.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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You made out with two different species that night
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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