I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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