You're completely useless in the revolution.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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