sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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