so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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