Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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