Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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