Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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