Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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