For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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