I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize