wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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