Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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