okay pat passed out under dana's car
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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