scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
false alarm. still invincible.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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