ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I think your dad took our porno
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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