no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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