i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize