The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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