You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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