That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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