sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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