I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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