I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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