Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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