smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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