Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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