Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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