youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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