I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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