brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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