Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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