Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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