Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just fell off a train. Bad.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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