I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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