I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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