I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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