When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
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We need to rekindle our bromance
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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