whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She's the barista slut.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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