ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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