you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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