I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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