ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
A+ Viking dick
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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